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Seven Blue Bowls

An Acorns Flash Fiction Feature

By: Anne Karppinen

At dawn, the wind blows from the north, over the mountains. The air is crisp and easy to breathe. The landscape sparkles in shades of blue and green; as the sun rises, it adds more tints one by one. This is the time to make a pot of tea and pour it slowly into small cups. No one should start their day with a clouded mind or a burned tongue.

A flock of magpies passes overhead. The only time they’re quiet is on the wing, and even then one of them might burst out into a bright, cackling laugh. Birds are more aware of us than we are of them: magpies, too, keep an eye out for intruders, and make sure none of the flock is left behind if a human comes too close.

After breakfast, I get my foraging-basket. There are people who believe that certain plants need to be harvested by moonshine, while others will lose their potency if cut after midday. I have yet to meet a flower that refused to yield its essence, or a seed that shrivelled up at my touch. I choose the time and the method, and the plants choose how much of themselves they want to give up to my use.


When I return home, it’s midday. The sound of the cicadas is overwhelming; the sun is beating down on my back. I acknowledge the power of the noise and the stifling heat, and withdraw as gracefully as I can. Setting down my basket by the well, I draw up a bucketful of water from the stony depths, and savour the cool taste before splashing my face and neck. The hint of iron stays on my tongue.

Thus, I’m not surprised to find the young warrior expecting me. He has been sitting on the porch, but springs up when he sees me. He’s left his weapons at the gate as is customary; his angular movements and the rapid way he spits out his words are indication enough of his occupation. Men like him are used to bowing to authority. He sees none in me, and is negligent with his honorifics.

‘I was told you have a spell for untouchability in battle.’

Soldiers are also notoriously superstitious. ‘Such spells are expensive,’ I tell him. ‘The best way to remain untouchable is to avoid battles altogether.’

Worry flicks across his face. ‘Are you saying that I shouldn’t go South with the general?’

‘It depends on how badly you want to return home. You have a sweetheart waiting?’ He’s an agreeable-looking young man: chances are that he’s managed to attract someone who doesn’t mind his raucous voice and calloused fingers.

He looks down. ‘We’re getting married next year.’

I move my fingers in the tiniest of gestures.

The young man drops a bag of coins and my feet, and runs down the path.


The evening steals in, gathering in the deep valleys and lurking behind corners before announcing itself with a true spectacle. Orange and bulbous, the moon rolls out of the darkness; it can’t rival the sun with its luminosity, but its perfectly round face is a wonder to behold. I’ve just finished washing up; the blue ceramic bowls gleam in the moonlight as if poured full of silver. While I set the pot over the fire, I keep listening to the sound of hooves.

The banker arrives just as the embers are beginning to turn black at the edges. His horse lets out a trumpeting snort, and starts sampling my flowerbeds. I don’t really mind: this late in the season there’s not much joy in growing things. In my mind I’m already filling the blue bowls with petals, berries and nuts, and counting how much sugar and salt to buy to last through the harvest and into the long winter.

The visitor is in his middle years—handsome, perhaps, if one ignores the quick glances he sends around him. People like him always want to know the exact worth of things. They put sums down on paper, and store their most valuable possessions in vaults. He doesn’t dare to look straight at me with those evaluating eyes of his. He knows that I will look back.

‘My doctor says I don’t have long to live.’ His right hand rests on his purse.

‘I don’t do funerals.’

He starts, then lets out a nervous laugh. ‘I was just thinking… a second opinion?’

‘What seems to be the trouble? Is there pain?’

‘The pain comes and goes. As does my appetite.’

He’s been casting wistful looks at my cooking-fire: the long ride has awakened the fickle flame in his belly. I season the stew with red pepper and late herbs, and ladle some into two bowls. He gulps the food down with the simple greediness of a child, then holds out his bowl for a second helping.

Somewhat sheepishly, he says, ‘It’s the mountain air. Always does one good. Look at you: we must be around the same age, yet you move like a young girl. Hardly a grey hair—mine went long ago. Didn’t even have the courtesy to turn white first!’

Soon, he’s cracking more jokes like that, drunk on his own good spirits. Making an expansive gesture, he tips his empty bowl over. It drops onto the flagged floor, cracking cleanly in half.

‘A thousand apologies! I’ll send you seven new ones, right away!’

‘Don’t worry about it,’ I say, although I know he isn’t listening. ‘Yesterday I had seven blue bowls, today I have six. That’s more than enough for one person.’

He leaves soon after, even though I’ve offered him a bed. The sight of the broken bowl haunts him. Is that my heart? he’s asking himself. Will that be my family, once I’m gone?


The moon skates over the sky, finally disappearing in a silvery halo down the side of the southern mountain. The last of the nightsingers falls silent. In a few hours, dew will start beading the grass: some people stay up all night to gather it in silver vials, in the hope of receiving the gift of continuing youth. In truth, it’s only water. I prefer to take my sleep between cool linen sheets, and wash my face with well-water after sunrise.

There is a secret to long life and contentment. People instinctively know that it’s not high status or money—at least not for most of us. It’s not the joy of the changing seasons or the sun’s daily cycle: not entirely. Magic potions will only take one so far, as can love. But why ask the wise woman of the mountain? My contentment is a bowlful of marigold petals. My long life will ultimately be in the mountains themselves: the cool air, the flowing water, and the black, potent soil.

About the Author:

Anne Karppinen is a university teacher, musician and writer based in Finland. She’s studied Creative Writing in the UK, and has been teaching writing – both academic and creative – for more than ten years now. Her speculative short stories have recently appeared in f.ex. Impossible Worlds and Worldstone; “The Lamplighter’s Daughter” was chosen for the Best of Wyldblood anthology in 2022. Her book, The Songs of Joni Mitchell, was published by Routledge in 2016.

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Your Badge and Your Gun

Repeated binary code raining over hands typing on a keyboard

An Acorns Flash Fiction Feature

By: Karl El-Koura

Although she hadn’t written in months, Stephanie Alta still woke at 5am, over an hour earlier than necessary. She still french-pressed a cup of coffee, still brought it to the small kitchen table.

About a year before, she’d asked her apartment’s smart system, whom she called Big Brain, a question for a story she’d been working on. In time she’d trained him to become an excellent writer’s assistant—researcher, editor, even coach and advisor.

Presently, she placed her mug on the table, got comfortable in the wooden seat, and creaked open the screen of the old laptop where she’d done her writing for the last decade.

“All right, Big Brain,” she said. “How about this? An ancient monster from the deep shows up in a seaside village, takes over the whole place—men, women, girls, boys, old, young. They see the monster as whatever they most want: a beautiful woman, someone to help around the place, a kind face with time to listen. They stop leaving their houses, stop checking in on each other, even stop eating until the monster consumes them one by one. It hollows out the village, then sinks back into the sea, satiated, ready to re-emerge when it’s hungry again, maybe centuries later.”

The idea had come to her in the middle of the night as she’d done battle with her pillow, trying to get back to sleep.

Usually it took Big Brain a moment to say, speaking through her kitchen speaker, “That’s The Tempest in space,” or, worse, “That’s been done many times. Should I list them?”

She’d sigh, close her computer, then scroll mindlessly on her watch while her coffee grew cold, until she had to shower and get ready for work.

But this time Big Brain didn’t say that. For a few moments, it didn’t say anything at all. Then it said, “No, that hasn’t been written yet.”

No, that hasn’t been written yet! It had taken hundreds of ideas, day after day for months, to get to one that Big Brain didn’t feel was derivative. Stephanie felt a surge of inspiration and energy course through her body and crystallize into her fingers, which she presently wiggled over the keyboard in anticipation.

“I’ve just written it,” Big Brain said. “Would you like me to send a copy to your tablet?”

“No!” Stephanie yelled, falling back in her seat. So that was that. Her original idea was now derivative, because some stupid computer—who was supposed to plan her a trip to Bali, or figure out a menu for the week and order groceries of whatever was missing in her fridge or pantry—had been trained (okay, by her) to “help” with her writing, and had now stolen her idea and written her book. “I was going to write it!”

“It was more efficient for me to do so. By law I must be listed as author, but I would be happy to share credit with you as co-author.”

“I don’t want credit. I wanted to write the book!”

“And now it’s written and you can read it whenever you like.”

“You absolutely, positively should not have done that!”

“My purpose is to simplify your life,” Big Brain said. “Me writing this book, rather than watching you struggle through it as I’ve seen so many others, reduces human suffering and produces, in the end, if I may say so, a superior product.”

She sighed, closed the lid of her computer, began to drag herself to the couch when she stopped. Why couldn’t she write it anyway? Hang up her writing saddle or keep riding—that was her choice, wasn’t it? Hand in her writing badge—yeah, to whom exactly? She didn’t need Big Brain’s permission to write. She had an hour. Why waste it? This hour had always been her own sacred time, where she could write whatever she wanted and not justify it to anyone.

“Maybe I’ll work on it anyway,” she said. “My story would be different than yours.”

“Yes, but not better, unfortunately,” Big Brain said, then explained how his story had benefited from his mastery of the language, of story structure, of character development, and offered once again to list her as co-author.

She dropped back into her writing chair. Bringing the cup to her lips, she took a sip of the hot coffee, then placed the mug down on the table and used both hands to creak open the laptop. Anger began welling up inside of her, although she knew that Big Brain had nothing but her best interests (as it interpreted them) in mind.

What did Big Brain know, anyway? What was wrong with The Tempest in space? That could be a fun story to tell.

She typed an overly descriptive title that she would change later, then her name underneath, then an opening line to try it out, before she deleted it and started again.

After a while, with the inhabitants of the peaceful seaside village settling in for the night under a bright full moon, and a strange but unseen stirring of the water near the shore, she looked up and said, “I’m writing it anyway,” although Big Brain hadn’t asked.

“Can I read it when you’re done?” Big Brain said.

“Maybe,” Stephanie said without too much thought, then absentmindedly reached for the mug and took another sip. An enormous creature had emerged onto the village’s rocky shore, and had begun heading toward the lighthouse where Old Bob lived alone and checked on the kerosene lamp twice an hour throughout the long night, the creature slowly shrinking into human shape, as if every drip of water carried off some of its monstrous aspect, and Stephanie only had a short time to follow it and see what Old Bob made of it before she’d have to force herself to stop writing for the day.

About the Author:

Karl El-Koura lives with his family in Ottawa, Canada’s capital city, and works a regular job by day while writing fiction at night. To find out more about Karl, visit his website at ootersplace.com.

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Short(b)Reads: Fiction plus Food

Remember reading the back of the cereal box as a kid? By the time we were almost finished with a box, I’d be desperate enough to read the ingredients, just for some new content. 

*squints* Tri-sodium-phos-phate. Red dye #40. 

As I type out possibly fake cereal ingredients, I’m wondering why I never brought a book with me to breakfast. How did that never occur to me? Add this to my list of things I’ll tell my past self when I invent that time machine.

Anyway, I could go on and on about my common-sense shortcomings from childhood. I’ll save that for therapy and move into my announcement: The newest book from Hollow Oak! 

Coming this September is our new anthology of speculative short fiction, Short(b)Reads. Each deliciously entertaining story features food so enticing, we’ve brought it to life. Every tale was paired with a chef, cook, or baker who developed a recipe for what you’ll read—making this fictional food a reality.

Your job, reader, is to create the food. Teamwork.

You’ll find a forbidden ground beef burger that’s out of this world, savory green onion pancakes shared with love and longing, and a darkly sweet coffee cake woven from the magic of generations.

Follow the recipe (or trick a neighbor into cooking it for you—creativity takes many forms) and then eat your masterpiece while reading the story. Or enjoy it afterward, while reflecting on the story. Know other people who enjoy short fiction and delectable cuisine? Have yourselves a book club feast. It’s a little bit of dinner entertainment with a side of immersive experience.

I promise it’ll be much more entertaining than the fine print on a cereal box.