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The Last Page is Always Warm

An Acorns Flash Fiction Feature

By: Khayelihle Benghu

The Last Page Is Always Warm

The first time Miriam noticed the warmth, she thought it was the radiator.

It was early October, in the late hours of the afternoon, when the library grew hollow and echoing. The old pipes beneath the floor ticked and complained like tired bones. She had been re-shelving returns in the history aisle where the spines were old and some darker, the fonts more ancient. When she pulled a paperback from the drop cart, she felt heat against her palm, not body heat, no, not quite.

The book was warm the way a mug might be warm long after the tea inside has gone cold.

She held it there, confused, before checking the cover.

The Long Watch, by Arthur Bell. No dust jacket and slight curl at the corners. The library stamp inside was faded, as if impressed decades ago. She pressed her thumb to the pages and found them still warm.

Miriam looked around, half-expecting a prank, but the aisle was empty. The overhead lights hummed and the windows showed only her own reflection, thin and pale, framed by shelves.

She set the book aside and finished her shift.

The book must have embedded into her subconscious. That night, she dreamed that inside the library, the pages were live and they scanned her fingerprint.

The next afternoon, the book was back in the returns cart.

Miriam frowned. She was meticulous, had always been. She remembered placing The Long Watch on the shelf between two anthologies. However, here it was again, spine scuffed, pages faintly warm.

This time, curiosity overcame her caution. She slipped it into her bag at the end of the day and checked it out under her own name.

At home, she placed it on the kitchen table and let it sit while she made soup. The steam rose and the windows fogged. Still, when she returned and touched the book, it was warm in a way that did not belong to rooms or weather.

She opened to the first page.

The prose was spare, almost old-fashioned. A man standing watch in a lighthouse and the sea restless. The isolation familiar, Miriam read a few pages and then paused.

There was a line she did not remember from the first paragraph.

He thinks of the sound his wife made when she slipped on the rocks.

Miriam read it again and her throat tightened, becoming dry as if something was lodged inside it.

Arthur Bell’s wife had died that way. It was a minor detail mentioned in an obituary she had read years ago when cataloguing local authors. A coincidence, she told herself. Writers borrowed from life all the time.

She turned another page. The book was warmer now.

Miriam began to notice changes, sentences shifting and details deepening. Passages that felt less written than remembered. The lighthouse keeper began to think thoughts Miriam herself had once tried to forget: the hospital room with its too-clean smell, the way her mother’s hand had gone slack mid-squeeze, the silence afterward that felt heavier than grief.

She closed the book, her heart racing.

The warmth lingered on her fingertips.

For two days, she avoided it. She returned to work, catalogued donations, and answered patron questions. Almost pretended not to notice how often people paused in the history aisle, touching spines as if testing with their fingers.

On the third night, she opened the book again.

This time, the lighthouse keeper was no longer alone.

There was someone standing just beyond the reach of the light. Someone familiar, maybe someone he loved and had lost. The prose did not describe the face directly, but Miriam knew it anyway.

Her mother’s face, as it had been before the illness. Miriam slammed the book shut.

The cover was hot now –unmistakably so. She dropped it onto the table, breath shallow and pulse loud in her ears. She did not sleep that night. The following week, a patron approached the desk holding The Long Watch.

“Excuse me,” the woman said, eyes twinkling. “Is this new?”

Miriam stared. “No,” she said too quickly. “It’s old stock.”

“It feels alive,” the woman whispered, almost apologetically. “I’ve never read anything like it.”

Miriam swallowed hard. “I’m afraid it’s… fragile,” she said. “We’ll need to keep it in the archives.”

She took the book with careful hands. It was warm again, even through her sleeves.

That night, she locked it in the back room, inside the metal cabinet reserved for rare and damaged items. She told herself this was enough. That stories, however strange, were only stories. However, warmth is patient.

Miriam began to notice patrons lingering longer in the back room when she fetched holds. Fingers brushing the shelves and their eyes unfocused. One man stood too close to the cabinet once, breathing shallowly, as if listening for something inside.

She moved the book again. Wrapped it in archival paper. Placed it in a locked drawer within the cabinet, but the warmth seeped through anyway.

Feeling almost haunted, she dreamed of pages turning themselves. Hands reaching out from margins, of a lighthouse whose beam swept not over water but over memories, illuminating moments she had buried. The arguments left unresolved, words unsaid and the particular way grief could feel like being watched. When she woke, her palms were warm. Miriam tried to research Arthur Bell, but records were scarce. His biography was thin, contradictory, and one note in an old newspaper mentioned that the final manuscript of The Long Watch had been unfinished at his death, discovered among his papers with “no clear ending.”

She checked the library copy.

There was now an ending.

The lighthouse keeper, aged and tired, stood before the light for the final time. The warmth was unbearable. The presence behind him no longer waited in shadow. It stepped forward, and the prose grew intimate, tender.

He understands now that someone must remain.

Miriam felt a pressure behind her eyes.

The final paragraph was written in a hand that felt uncomfortably close to her own thoughts.

The watch does not end. It is passed.

She closed the book slowly.

It was hotter than she could comfortably hold. She considered destroying it. Fire would do, she thought. Or water. She imagined the book sinking into the river, pages bloating, ink bleeding away. However, the warmth felt almost pleading now. Not malicious, no, not exactly. But lonely.

That night, the power went out at her apartment. Darkness pooled in corners. She lit a candle and sat at the table, the book between her hands.

Her mother’s voice came to her, not as sound, but as presence, familiar warmth. The ache of connection.

Miriam felt aggrieved and wept. Not loud but in silence. She let herself read—the final pages had expanded again.

They spoke not of the lighthouse keeper but of a woman in a quiet building full of books. A watcher. A caretaker, someone who noticed what others passed by. Someone who listened.

The warmth grew steady, no longer threatening, but expectant.

The next morning, Miriam returned The Long Watch to the history aisle.

She did not stamp it. Did not catalogue the changes. She slid it into place and stepped back.

A young man reached for it moments later, eyes widening at the touch.

Miriam watched him go, heart heavy and calm all at once.

At the end of her shift, she noticed something strange.

Her hands were no longer cold.

Over the weeks that followed, the library felt different to her. It felt fuller and charged. She sensed stories breathing behind their covers and seemingly waiting. She began to linger after hours, walking the aisles, touching spines, feeling warmth bloom and fade.

Sometimes, when she paused long enough, she felt memories stir hers, others indistinguishable and some human. She understood now.

The watch does not end. It is passed, and the last page, she learned, is always warm.

About the Author:

Khayelihle Benghu is an emerging author residing in Johannesburg, South Africa. Except writing she has a heart for photography, mainly nature.

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Tuberculus Mom

An Acorns Flash Fiction Feature

By: Mario Senzale

I was assigned to Brother Kartoffel right after growth season. Some got hunting. Others, construction. I got planting.

“You’re strong,” the elder said, looking me over. “Good build. You’ll do fine with the mothers.”

I knew what that meant. Everyone did. The rooting ceremony. The mothers go down, they feed the earth, the earth feeds them, and the young ones come up stout.

On the first day, Brother Kartoffel showed me how to dig the beds. Six feet down, four feet wide. The soil in the north fields is perfect for it—dark, moist, full of nutrients.

“Make it cozy, Brother Arnut” he said. “They’ll be here for a while.”

“How long?” I asked.

“Six months. Sometimes seven if the young one’s stubborn.”

We dug four beds that week. Sister Wortel, Sister Rote, Sister Ube, and Sister Neep. The ceremony was on Sunday. The whole commune came out. Drums, singings, the elders blessing the soil. Sister Ube went first. Six months along, her middle huge and low. She walked to the field wearing nothing. Smiling. Covered in compost and manure. The women had prepared her since dawn, layering her in the mixture. She spread her arms to the crowd.

“This is my gift. My body for the earth. My young one for the future.”

Everyone cheered. Brother Kartoffel and I helped her into the bed. She lay down, still smiling, hands on her swollen middle. The compost was packed around her, thick and warm. Her face was the last thing visible.

“See you at harvest,” she said.

We covered her. The soil went on easy, and the women sang. When we were done, Brother Kartoffel hammered the stake into the ground. “Sister Ube—3/17.”

Sister Wortel came after, followed by Sister Rote and Sister Neep. All of them smiling. All of them honored. The ceremonies were always the same. Joyful. At night there was a feast. The whole commune celebrated the new plantings. Brother Kartoffel got loose on Kombucha and told stories about harvests from when he was young.

“You’ll see, Brother Arnut,” he said, his arm around me. “When they come up, it’s magic. Magic. And we—we have the front seat.”

“What do they look like, Brother Kartoffel? What do they look like?”

“Reborn, Brother Arnut. Reborn.”

“And the young ones, Brother Kartoffel? The young ones?”

“You’ll see, Brother Arnut. You’ll see.” He smiled.

I went home late. The light was fading. I drank water, lots of it, and stood in my yard for a while, feeling the start of spring.

Three months in, the soil above the beds started swelling. Rising up like bread. Brother Kartoffel said that was normal. It meant the mothers were growing.

“The seedling feeds them through the cord. Gives them what they need to survive. Nutrients, minerals. Keeps them strong.”

“So they’re alive?”

“More than alive. They’re becoming!”

One morning I was checking the irrigation system and heard something coming from Sister Wortel’s bedding. A hum. Low and steady. I knelt down and pressed close to the soil. Slow and thick. A heartbeat.

“Beautiful, isn’t it?” Brother Kartoffel said behind me. I jumped.

“I was just—”

“It’s ok, Brother Arnut. I do it too. I like to check on them. Make sure they’re happy.”

He knelt down beside me and listened. The sun felt good. Necessary.

By month five, all four beds had swollen significantly. The ground was raised a foot. Maybe more. You could see the shape of the mothers underneath. Round. Dense. Like huge tubers pushing up from below. The commune was preparing for harvest. Building the platforms, sharpening the tools, organizing the feast. It was the biggest celebration of the year.

9/24. Harvest day. The whole commune gathered at dawn. Drums, singings, the elders blessing the tools. Brother Kartoffel and I started digging. Carefully. The soil came up easy, loose and rich.

“There she is!” Brother Kartoffel said, grinning.

 We dug around it carefully, exposing the shape. It was huge. Four feet across. We kept digging until we could see the whole thing. Sister Rote. Her body had fused into a single swollen mass. No arms, no legs. Just a thick, oval shape with her face barely visible on one end. The crowd cheered.

“She’s perfect!” A young girl yelled.

We used ropes to pull her up. It took six of us. She was heavy, dense as clay. When we finally got her to the surface, everyone pressed forward to see. Her skin had a waxy sheen. Her eyes were closed. Peaceful. Her mouth was slightly open, and you could see roots inside. Thin, white, threading through her teeth. She was breathing. Slow. Steady. The elder stepped forward and placed his hand on her.

“Sister Rote. Your becoming honors us!”

Then the skin split. Not violently. It just opened. Like a pod. The flesh peeling back in sections, revealing dark, rich soil inside. And in the center, wrapped in pale roots, something small. It was deep red, almost purple. Smooth. Round and tiny, with a face. Sleeping. Perfect. The elder lifted it out carefully. The roots detached with soft pops. He held it up to the crowd.

“Behold! New life!”

Everyone cheered. The young one opened its eyes. Magenta. Dark.

The thing that was Sister Rote lay on the platform, hollowed out. The elder nodded to us.

“Return her to the earth.”

We carried her back to the bed. Her body was lighter now, crumbling at the edges. We covered her up. Within minutes, she started to dissolve.

“She’ll feed us now,” Brother Kartoffel said. “One last time.”

We harvested the other three after that. Sister Wortel’s young one was a parsnip—pale and tapered, with a fierce little face. Brother Möhre had been expecting a carrot himself, but he held the baby parsnip with pride anyway. Sister Ube’s came out as a fingerling potato, long and knobby. Brother Kartoffel looked at the sky. “At least it’s starchy,” Brother Kand said. Sister Neep’s young one was the surprise. Wrinkly, brown, kind of hairy.

“A taro,” someone whispered.

Brother Rapa stared at the small child, its face already scrunching up, ready to cry its papery cry.

“My father will kill me,” he muttered.

At the feast, I sat next to Brother Kartoffel and watched the families with their new ones. The beet, the parsnip, the fingerling, the taro. They were already growing, little root-hairs searching for soil, faces turning toward the sun. Brother Möhre was teaching the parsnip to hold a spoon. Brother Rapa sat alone in the corner, the taro-child asleep in his arms.

“You did good, Brother Arnut,” Brother Kartoffel said. “You did good.”

“It wasn’t hard. Always a surprise.”

“I know, Brother Arnut. I know,” he replied, looking at the fingerling.

“Do they stay like that? The young ones?”

“For a while. Then they root somewhere, and a few years later, they’re like us. Walking. Talking. Strong.”

I looked across the field where the mothers had been returned to the soil.

“Next season, we plant six more,” Brother Kartoffel said. “You ready, Brother Arnut?”

I nodded. The drums started up again. The dancing. The celebration. And in the fields, the soil hummed softly. Waiting.

About the Author:

Mario Senzale is a South American writer and mathematician currently living in Indianapolis, Indiana.  Check out his work at mariosenzale.neocities.org, or follow him on BlueSky at @mariosenzale.bsky.social.

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Dragon Dancers

An Acorns Flash Fiction Feature

By: Karen McCullough

An hour before the start of the afternoon performance, Lia discovered Ocho was missing. The dragons had a back-up four-place dance in their repertoire, but none of them liked it. More participants produced better routines. And today’s shows had to be fabulous. Their survival depended on it.

She asked Doce about him as she prepared the banners.

“He heard a call.” The dragon stretched out his wings and dipped one toward her. Lia massaged the tissues between the long bones and Doce sighed. “If he doesn’t return in time, we’ll do the Quatrain.”

“He had to go now? How far?” She considered sending Doce after him, but when a dragon heard a call, the compulsion overrode most other considerations. No telling what might be the source. A mating call was the most common type, but the dragons’ emotional sensitivity meant Ocho could be responding to a cry for help or companionship, from others of his kind, from humans, or even less self-aware creatures. Cinco had once brought back three orphaned dragons. Of them, Doce and Quince had stayed with the troop while their brother went off to seek his own adventures.

Quince had twice issued mating calls herself and received plenty of attention, but so far no offspring had resulted. The troop needed more individuals. The five dragons did remarkable routines, but more participants could create yet more dramatic and spectacular aerial dances. With luck, Ocho would find others.

“He said he’d be back in time for the afternoon dance,” Doce said.

Lia rubbed her forehead. “He’d better be. This is the best booking we’ve had for months, and it’s only for two days.”

Doce lifted a shoulder in a dragon shrug.

She sometimes envied the dragons’ carefree attitude. Other times, like now, it annoyed her. Lia worried over everything—food, shelter, transportation, bookings, and the hundreds of other details of managing the shows and the dragons’ needs. The job had grown harder two months past, when her former partner told her he’d had enough, handed over the business, broke off their engagement, and disappeared into the morning mist, taking all their recent profits with him.

A man and child walked up, distracting her, and asked, “Are there still seats for the next show? I heard this morning’s was amazing.”

“There are.” She made out tickets for them. “Take these to the gate and please spread the word about tomorrows’ performances.”

The man hesitated. “Can I ask you about the dragons? How do you train them to dance so beautifully?”

“I don’t train them. I help them develop routines, but mostly they create their own, and they dance purely for the love of it. Some dragons are born to perform. They draw energy from the crowds that watch and cheer for them.”

“How do you find them or recruit them?”

She searched the horizons, hoping for a glimpse of Ocho. “They find me. They need a human partner to manage the practical details for them.”

“Why do you do it?”

“I—” No one had asked her that before and she had to think about it. “I love them, I guess. I have an affinity for them, and they seem to feel the same for me. I’m part of their world and love to watch them dance their joy.”

“Taking care of them and the shows must be a lot of work.”

“Organizing the shows can be hard. The dragons mostly take care of themselves. And sometimes they take care of me, too.”

“They do?”

“They’re very sensitive to emotions, human and dragon. They try to cheer me when I’m distraught and they protect against danger.”

He looked surprised, but the girl with him tugged on his arm and dragged him away.

She checked the time. Thirty minutes until the next show. The customer’s words reminded her what a stunning performance they’d put on that morning. In the sky overhead, the five dragons had looped and swirled graceful arabesques with sunlight glittering off their scales in cascades of green, blue, and silver. Children in the audience gaped in wonder, inspiring her to see it from their viewpoint. She took for granted the glorious spectacle of wings beating in rhythm: long slender bodies weaving fluid, twisting patterns; tails joining together or with their fellows’ heads to form ovals, stars, and florets; and the final eruption of the flame display. The dragons fed on the wonderment of their audience and elevated their performance.

She doubted this afternoon’s show would run so smoothly. Ocho was the oldest and most experienced of the crew. Without him the others might fumble their moves.

Everything could go sideways if he didn’t return before the next performance. A glance at the village clock tower showed twenty minutes remaining.

Her breath sped up. They needed another spectacular performance to ensure tomorrow’s crowd would be larger. Without Ocho, though…

Movement caught her eye off to the east. A cloud of dust approaching, possibly with a cart at its center. Above it, scales glinted in the sunlight. Dragons…Maybe three? Was that greenish-gold one Ocho?

After a quick debate, she went to the staging area and announced a short delay in getting started but promised the show would be worth the wait. Her identification had better be right.

The dragons arrived before the cart, with Ocho in the lead. She sighed with relief as she went to meet him and urged him to join the others in getting ready for the show.

“We will all join,” he announced. “This show will be the best.”

Surprise and doubt washed over her. She looked at the two new dragons “They don’t know the routines.”

“They do,” Ocho insisted. “I have demonstrated for them. And they will fit in. I’ll inform the others.”

She’d have to trust he knew what he was doing. Ocho generally did. But her nerves still jangled as she watched him fly off. Before she could hurry after him to the field, the cart arrived, driven by an attractive young man wearing a bashful look.

“You must be Lia,” he said. “Ocho told me to find you and offer my help. He heard a call from my dragons, but he said your heart had been calling, too, and I was the answer.”

“Not sure what that means,” she answered. “But the show’s about to get started and I can’t worry about it now.”

She heard him follow her to the field, but he waited at the side while she announced the introduction. The nervous lump in her throat made it harder to project, but she got through her spiel and cued the dragons to begin. The newcomer joined her once she moved aside while the dragons glided onto the field, one after the other, in a rippling ribbon of graceful curves and glittering scales.

She held her breath as they rose into the air and began weaving the complex tapestry of fluctuating formations. Moments later she released the air on a gasp. Ocho hadn’t exaggerated. The newcomers fit themselves into the routines perfectly, the larger number making their flowing spirals and whirling pirouettes yet more spectacular.

The young man next to her jerked in a sharp breath and let it out slowly. “They’re beautiful. It’s amazing. I didn’t know they could do this.”

“They are. Ocho was right about them fitting in. He’s right about a lot of things.”

The dragons launched into their fiery concluding routine, emitting undulating, interweaving, and brilliantly colored columns of flame high above, drawing thunderous applause from the crowd.

The young man’s eyes lit as he stared at her. He leaned closer to make himself heard over the noise. “I’m Geoffrey, by the way, and this is the most amazing day of my life. I hope you’ll let me join your troupe along with my dragons.”

“I don’t think I could stop you.” She smiled at him, eyeing his broad shoulders, slender waist, and pleasant features. “I don’t think I want to.”

About the Author:

Karen McCullough is the author of more than two dozen published novels and novellas in the mystery, romance, suspense, and fantasy genres, including the Market Center Mysteries Series and three books in the No Brides Club series. A member of Mystery Writers of America, Sisters in Crime, and the Short Mystery Fiction Society, she is also a past president of the Southeast chapter of Mystery Writers of America and served on the MWA national board as well as the boards of two Romance Writers of America chapters. Karen has won numerous awards, including the 2021 Bould Awards for flash fiction, an Epic Ebook Award for fantasy, and has also been a finalist in the Daphne, Prism, Dream Realm, International Digital, Lories, and Vixen Award contests. Her short fiction has appeared in a wide variety of anthologies. More information is available at her website: https://www.kmccullough.com.

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Services Rendered

An Acorns Flash Fiction Feature

By: Ed Ahern

It was no one’s fault, really. Jason, a high-functioning ghoul, was working at the plant that produced hydrophilic acrylic eye lenses for cataract surgery, night shift naturally. It was a batch production process, sealed off immediately after the raw materials were measured in and mixed. There was the rub.

Jason wore latex gloves, a hair covering, and a mask that covered his nose and mouth. But Jason was a perspirer, and the mixing area wasn’t airconditioned. A drop of his sweat fell into the mix as he was pouring. It was, for better or worse, just enough.

The high temperature process drove off the water, but left behind a chemical essence that altered the optical properties of one of the lenses. Someone’s vision was about to be too clear.

Seymour Phillup had postponed his cataract operations until his view of the world came with fuzz. With the exception of tonsil removal, he’d successfully avoided surgery of any sort until he was fifty-five, and viewed surgeons as dissectors. He finally opted for a woman doctor in the vague hope that she had more delicate hands.

The right eye operation went without incident, except that he noticed that people were a good deal uglier than he remembered. The left eye, however, the sinister one, was installed with an unwanted upgrade. Everything seemed all right immediately post operation, good clarity, no infection. Until a nurse came in and he thrashed, then screamed.

“Get away from me!”

The nurse rushed to the bed to restrain him, and Seymour went fetal, arms and legs trying to tuck into his considerable belly. “Mr. Phillup, calm yourself, there’s nothing wrong.”

Except there was. Seymour had a double vision, his right eye showing a middle-aged beefy woman in scrubs and his left a hairy incisor-toothed humanoid, also in scrubs. The combined vision hurt to look at, and he felt a stab in his forehead, the start of a migraine.

He reflexively closed his left eye and the nondescript nurse was in his face asking what was wrong and checking readings. He peeked out of his left eye, saw fur, and slammed it shut again.

She eventually left and he cautiously unsquinted his left eye, then closed his right eye and again surveyed the room. Boringly plain and undecorated, just like the hospital administration had intended. Seymour wondered if the anesthetic had hallucinogenic properties, then wondered if maybe he could sue for malpractice. After all he was a lawyer.

But everyone else during his stay was unprepossessing, that is, normally homely. His doctor, Simplicity Sinclair, cleared him, the staff handed him a half pound of paperwork, and Seymour went outside to wait for his Uber.

His driver, an Armenian named Armen, wasn’t talkative, so Seymour idly voyeured into the side windows of cars in the right-hand lane. And almost peed himself. About every twentieth car had a driver who was grossly abnormal. Hairy or corpse pale or horned or hideously deformed. Once over his shock, Seymour studied their faces like he would a jury pool. Under their monstrous appearance, they all had that stoic resignation of beings who’d left a job they didn’t like for a commute they hated to a home they weren’t sure was worth the effort. Just like Seymour.

One of the drivers, though, a man with a thoroughly scarred face and a pig snout noticed Seymour noticing and glared back. Mr. Porcine then slowed his car and dropped behind Seymour’s Uber.

Once home, Seymour turned on his cable TV, more than a little afraid that some of his favorite actors would be monstrosities. But, maybe because of camera filtering, everyone looked normal. Not so the next day in his group practice.

Seymour was a confirmed bachelor, but his favorite fellow lawyer was Gwendolyn Kruste, an acerbic woman with his sense of suspicion about everyone’s motives. When Gwendolyn walked into his office he almost ran out of it. Gwendolyn had the spike haired stems of an arachnid, and a face with mandibles.

“Ah, ah, Gwen, urgent bathroom call. Probably something they gave me at the hospital.” He dashed out and went into a stall in the restroom, sitting on the throne without dropping his pants and trying to make sense of his life descending into one of Dante’s levels of hell.

Gwendolyn and he worked on too many cases together for him to avoid her, so Seymour cinched up his resolve and went into her office, trying to remain calm as they talked about upcoming trials. She noticed his anxiety and asked if he was feeling sick.

Seymour went home early. He was able to return to the office only because, as a defense attorney, he was accustomed to working with human dregs. But he never got over his apprehension, and discovered (on Amazon, God bless them) that he could buy apparently clear glasses with a left lens that blocked incoming light. He wore them constantly but still out of the corners of his vision or in glassless moments was shocked by the apparitions occasionally around him. Such horror story beings shouldn’t be in this world.

Eventually the objects of his revulsion noticed it. One dark winter evening Seymour returned home, entered his house, took off his glasses and was slammed against a wall by a pig-faced hulk who looked like the driver he’d seen three months earlier.

“It’s not your fault, but I need to kill you.”

The beast was about the size of a small boar, perhaps 350 pounds, and Seymour, who barely knew how to make a proper fist, also knew he had no chance to defend himself by fighting.

“Wait, please, before you commit my murder, at least tell me how it can be that so many of you exist and we never see you?”

“Ah. We’ve always had the ability to shield our true natures from you, but until Cagliostro it was of uneven quality and your kind were killing us off with gusto. Cagliostro, a great alchemist of the 1700s, was able to devise a medication that more thoroughly hides us. We’re almost never spotted now.

“So you see, even though blameless, we can’t allow you to reveal our presence and put us at risk. I’m sorry. Now I have a question. How is it that you can suddenly see us?”

Fear flushed through Seymour’s body. Then his training took over. He was pretty sure if he admitted the truth about his left eye lens, the eye would be gouged out and he’d be killed anyway. “I have no idea, but I’ve been really sick lately, with a high fever.” His lie was fluid, his body language sincere. “It’s probably a temporary aberration.”

Seymour hurriedly continued. “With so many different species, there must be serious disagreements between the kinds.”

“Of course, blood feuds even.”

“And if you do decide to settle differences, it must be hard to find an impartial judge, since he, she or it will always belong to one of the kinds.”

The porcine man tightened his hold. “Naturally, what’s your point?”

“What if I wasn’t a liability but an asset for you all?”

There was a wrinkle-snouted scowl. “What are you saying?”

“I’m a lawyer with extensive experience in both civil and criminal cases. You can verify that. What if I was to become your judge, or better still, your arbitrator. I’m not a member of any of your species and I don’t personally know anyone. I can make impartial judgements. The parties involved can split my fee so there’s no suggestion of collusion. Isn’t that worth considering?”

“But what about if you accidentally disclose something?”

“I can recant it or claim temporary insanity. At that point I’m beholden to you all for my livelihood and not likely to reveal anything.”

More wrinkles furrowed the massive brow. The sort-of-swine eased his hold, letting Seymour’s heels retouch the floor. “You may have value. May. We’ll discuss it. If we decline, I’ll make sure your death is quick.”

With quick movements that belied his size, the beast was gone. Seymour, who rarely drank, poured himself one. But just one. Then he made some preparations. Sealed notes were provided to three agencies, to be opened in the event of his death by accident or violence. Each of them specified that the lens of his left eye should be removed and used to view an auditorium full of unsuspecting people. Just a little no-fault insurance, he thought.

Then he drafted a rate schedule, adjusted to the severity of the offenses. After all, he thought, if they don’t still kill me their first question will be what will it cost.

About the Author:

Ed Ahern resumed writing after forty odd years in foreign intelligence and international sales. He’s had over 600 stories and poems published so far, and twelve books. Ed works the other side of writing at Bewildering Stories where he squats on the review board, and at Scribes Micro where he is the idle figurehead.

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The Chicken House

An Acorns Flash Fiction Feature

By: Fija Callaghan

Old Mrs Iles first came across the house when she was out gathering moss to line her garden stones. Her own home had been awfully quiet since Mr Iles ran off with New Mrs Iles, and so Old Mrs Iles often went for walks in the woods behind the property.

The forest was a bright young thing, all adolescent saplings spaced a respectable distance apart so they could grow big and strong. Even the brambles and ivy behaved themselves, most of the time. So when Old Mrs Iles discovered a ramshackle stone cottage not much bigger than a garden shed, with a pair of scaly chicken feet sticking out from underneath, the most reasonable thing seemed to be to go inside and see what it was about.

The house seemed bigger on the inside than it did on the outside, but not much bigger, not like a magic trick. Just big enough to while away a pleasant afternoon. There was a cold woodstove and a kettle, a small table with two off-kilter chairs, a lumpy mat piled high with blankets, a narrow broom cupboard propped against one side, and a dusty, meaty smell like someone had eaten stew there a long time ago. Old Mrs Iles thought that actually, it was quite homey. So she did a little dusting and cleaned off the single windowpane so she could see outside.

By the time night fell, nobody had returned to the house. So Old Mrs Iles thought oh well, I’ll just rest for a few minutes. The truth was, she still wasn’t used to coming home to a place that didn’t have Mr Iles in it.

Old Mrs Iles lit a fire in the woodstove, laid down on the lumpy mat, and was out like a light.

When she woke she wasn’t sure where she was, but she knew the air was salty and sweet, and she was more well rested than she’d been in a long time. She could hear gulls crying. Outside the window was a broad, sparkling expanse of bright blue sea.

Her heart swelled with longing and joy. She hadn’t seen the sea in more than fifty years.

A quick look in the broom cupboard revealed a neatly folded fishing net. Old Mrs Iles took it outside to catch some fish for her breakfast. She stood right in the water in her bare feet, with her trousers rolled up to her knees, and laughed like she was a young girl.

That night she lay down in the little house again and wondered how her garden was faring. But that made her think about Mr Iles, and some of the day’s happiness went from her. She dispatched the cumbersome thought by promptly falling asleep.

The next morning when Old Mrs Iles looked out the window, the world was carpeted by powder-blue and violet bluebells. Gentle, gnarled garry oaks stood watch between moss-covered stones. It reminded her of the place she used to go for picnics with Patrick, the first boy she’d ever loved. Her mother hadn’t approved of her marrying a penniless painter, and so the two of them had to meet in secret.

Old Mrs Iles stepped outside and let the fresh, cool blooms brush up against her ankles, and felt like she’d come home.

When Old Mrs Iles built up a fire in the woodstove that evening, and warmed her old bones, she remembered the day her mother had introduced her to Mr Iles and said isn’t he such a nice young man. And he had been nice to her, or at least companionable, up until the end.

Old Mrs Iles fell asleep to the sound of wind rustling the oak leaves.

The next morning, the house rested at the foot of a deserted cobblestone street. The sun was just beginning to peek out over the rooftops, and a smell of freshly baked bread drifted lazily through the air. It looked a bit like the village she and Mr Iles had visited once on holiday. She’d been too nervous and distracted to enjoy it, gathering her courage to tell Mr Iles what the doctor had said—about how having children would never be possible for her. Not without an expensive medical treatment. It was in the village square, beside a bubbling fountain surrounded by life, that Mr Iles told her he loved her for the last time.

Old Mrs Iles bought a croissant with jam for her breakfast and walked along the charming passageways, peering in windows at colourful and exotic treasures. A gentleman tipped his hat to her as she went by.

Her feet seemed to know their way, and Old Mrs Iles found herself at the village square. The fountain was gurgling contentedly, and an artist had set up an easel nearby. A tourist posed in soft the morning light while he painted their portrait. Old Mrs Iles closed her eyes and lifted her face to the sun. There was a feeling of life and effervescent happiness all around.

Then someone said her name.

Her eyes snapped open. There, standing at the easel, was Patrick—a little stouter, a little greyer, but no less handsome. Old Mrs Iles touched her own grey curls self-consciously.

With a few more brushstrokes—Old Mrs Iles couldn’t see the canvas, which had its back to her—he pronounced the painting complete and handed it to the happy tourist. Then he came and sat by Old Mrs Iles at the fountain.

When at last they spoke, it was easy, as if they’d seen each other only yesterday. He told her of his travels through Italy and France, painting souvenir portraits for the wealthy; she told him about Mr Iles and New Mrs Iles and the garden at home, which wasn’t large, but was delightfully fragrant on summer mornings. No matter how long they talked, there was always more to say. There was a whole lifetime.

Finally, Old Mrs Iles said, “Patrick, would you like a cup of tea?”

And he said that sounded like a fine idea. So they left the square and wandered back to the little house at the bottom of the cobblestone street. Old Mrs Iles couldn’t wait to see where it took them next.

About the Author:

Fija Callaghan is a storyteller and poet who has been recognised by a number of awards, including winning the SFPA Poetry Prize in 2024 and shortlisting for the HG Wells Short Story Prize in 2021. Her writing can be found in venues like Seaside Gothic, Gingerbread House, Howl: New Irish Writing, and elsewhere. Her debut collection, Frail Little Embers, was released by Neem Tree Press in 2025. You can find out more about her at www.fijacallaghan.com

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Seven Blue Bowls

An Acorns Flash Fiction Feature

By: Anne Karppinen

At dawn, the wind blows from the north, over the mountains. The air is crisp and easy to breathe. The landscape sparkles in shades of blue and green; as the sun rises, it adds more tints one by one. This is the time to make a pot of tea and pour it slowly into small cups. No one should start their day with a clouded mind or a burned tongue.

A flock of magpies passes overhead. The only time they’re quiet is on the wing, and even then one of them might burst out into a bright, cackling laugh. Birds are more aware of us than we are of them: magpies, too, keep an eye out for intruders, and make sure none of the flock is left behind if a human comes too close.

After breakfast, I get my foraging-basket. There are people who believe that certain plants need to be harvested by moonshine, while others will lose their potency if cut after midday. I have yet to meet a flower that refused to yield its essence, or a seed that shrivelled up at my touch. I choose the time and the method, and the plants choose how much of themselves they want to give up to my use.


When I return home, it’s midday. The sound of the cicadas is overwhelming; the sun is beating down on my back. I acknowledge the power of the noise and the stifling heat, and withdraw as gracefully as I can. Setting down my basket by the well, I draw up a bucketful of water from the stony depths, and savour the cool taste before splashing my face and neck. The hint of iron stays on my tongue.

Thus, I’m not surprised to find the young warrior expecting me. He has been sitting on the porch, but springs up when he sees me. He’s left his weapons at the gate as is customary; his angular movements and the rapid way he spits out his words are indication enough of his occupation. Men like him are used to bowing to authority. He sees none in me, and is negligent with his honorifics.

‘I was told you have a spell for untouchability in battle.’

Soldiers are also notoriously superstitious. ‘Such spells are expensive,’ I tell him. ‘The best way to remain untouchable is to avoid battles altogether.’

Worry flicks across his face. ‘Are you saying that I shouldn’t go South with the general?’

‘It depends on how badly you want to return home. You have a sweetheart waiting?’ He’s an agreeable-looking young man: chances are that he’s managed to attract someone who doesn’t mind his raucous voice and calloused fingers.

He looks down. ‘We’re getting married next year.’

I move my fingers in the tiniest of gestures.

The young man drops a bag of coins and my feet, and runs down the path.


The evening steals in, gathering in the deep valleys and lurking behind corners before announcing itself with a true spectacle. Orange and bulbous, the moon rolls out of the darkness; it can’t rival the sun with its luminosity, but its perfectly round face is a wonder to behold. I’ve just finished washing up; the blue ceramic bowls gleam in the moonlight as if poured full of silver. While I set the pot over the fire, I keep listening to the sound of hooves.

The banker arrives just as the embers are beginning to turn black at the edges. His horse lets out a trumpeting snort, and starts sampling my flowerbeds. I don’t really mind: this late in the season there’s not much joy in growing things. In my mind I’m already filling the blue bowls with petals, berries and nuts, and counting how much sugar and salt to buy to last through the harvest and into the long winter.

The visitor is in his middle years—handsome, perhaps, if one ignores the quick glances he sends around him. People like him always want to know the exact worth of things. They put sums down on paper, and store their most valuable possessions in vaults. He doesn’t dare to look straight at me with those evaluating eyes of his. He knows that I will look back.

‘My doctor says I don’t have long to live.’ His right hand rests on his purse.

‘I don’t do funerals.’

He starts, then lets out a nervous laugh. ‘I was just thinking… a second opinion?’

‘What seems to be the trouble? Is there pain?’

‘The pain comes and goes. As does my appetite.’

He’s been casting wistful looks at my cooking-fire: the long ride has awakened the fickle flame in his belly. I season the stew with red pepper and late herbs, and ladle some into two bowls. He gulps the food down with the simple greediness of a child, then holds out his bowl for a second helping.

Somewhat sheepishly, he says, ‘It’s the mountain air. Always does one good. Look at you: we must be around the same age, yet you move like a young girl. Hardly a grey hair—mine went long ago. Didn’t even have the courtesy to turn white first!’

Soon, he’s cracking more jokes like that, drunk on his own good spirits. Making an expansive gesture, he tips his empty bowl over. It drops onto the flagged floor, cracking cleanly in half.

‘A thousand apologies! I’ll send you seven new ones, right away!’

‘Don’t worry about it,’ I say, although I know he isn’t listening. ‘Yesterday I had seven blue bowls, today I have six. That’s more than enough for one person.’

He leaves soon after, even though I’ve offered him a bed. The sight of the broken bowl haunts him. Is that my heart? he’s asking himself. Will that be my family, once I’m gone?


The moon skates over the sky, finally disappearing in a silvery halo down the side of the southern mountain. The last of the nightsingers falls silent. In a few hours, dew will start beading the grass: some people stay up all night to gather it in silver vials, in the hope of receiving the gift of continuing youth. In truth, it’s only water. I prefer to take my sleep between cool linen sheets, and wash my face with well-water after sunrise.

There is a secret to long life and contentment. People instinctively know that it’s not high status or money—at least not for most of us. It’s not the joy of the changing seasons or the sun’s daily cycle: not entirely. Magic potions will only take one so far, as can love. But why ask the wise woman of the mountain? My contentment is a bowlful of marigold petals. My long life will ultimately be in the mountains themselves: the cool air, the flowing water, and the black, potent soil.

About the Author:

Anne Karppinen is a university teacher, musician and writer based in Finland. She’s studied Creative Writing in the UK, and has been teaching writing – both academic and creative – for more than ten years now. Her speculative short stories have recently appeared in f.ex. Impossible Worlds and Worldstone; “The Lamplighter’s Daughter” was chosen for the Best of Wyldblood anthology in 2022. Her book, The Songs of Joni Mitchell, was published by Routledge in 2016.

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Your Badge and Your Gun

Repeated binary code raining over hands typing on a keyboard

An Acorns Flash Fiction Feature

By: Karl El-Koura

Although she hadn’t written in months, Stephanie Alta still woke at 5am, over an hour earlier than necessary. She still french-pressed a cup of coffee, still brought it to the small kitchen table.

About a year before, she’d asked her apartment’s smart system, whom she called Big Brain, a question for a story she’d been working on. In time she’d trained him to become an excellent writer’s assistant—researcher, editor, even coach and advisor.

Presently, she placed her mug on the table, got comfortable in the wooden seat, and creaked open the screen of the old laptop where she’d done her writing for the last decade.

“All right, Big Brain,” she said. “How about this? An ancient monster from the deep shows up in a seaside village, takes over the whole place—men, women, girls, boys, old, young. They see the monster as whatever they most want: a beautiful woman, someone to help around the place, a kind face with time to listen. They stop leaving their houses, stop checking in on each other, even stop eating until the monster consumes them one by one. It hollows out the village, then sinks back into the sea, satiated, ready to re-emerge when it’s hungry again, maybe centuries later.”

The idea had come to her in the middle of the night as she’d done battle with her pillow, trying to get back to sleep.

Usually it took Big Brain a moment to say, speaking through her kitchen speaker, “That’s The Tempest in space,” or, worse, “That’s been done many times. Should I list them?”

She’d sigh, close her computer, then scroll mindlessly on her watch while her coffee grew cold, until she had to shower and get ready for work.

But this time Big Brain didn’t say that. For a few moments, it didn’t say anything at all. Then it said, “No, that hasn’t been written yet.”

No, that hasn’t been written yet! It had taken hundreds of ideas, day after day for months, to get to one that Big Brain didn’t feel was derivative. Stephanie felt a surge of inspiration and energy course through her body and crystallize into her fingers, which she presently wiggled over the keyboard in anticipation.

“I’ve just written it,” Big Brain said. “Would you like me to send a copy to your tablet?”

“No!” Stephanie yelled, falling back in her seat. So that was that. Her original idea was now derivative, because some stupid computer—who was supposed to plan her a trip to Bali, or figure out a menu for the week and order groceries of whatever was missing in her fridge or pantry—had been trained (okay, by her) to “help” with her writing, and had now stolen her idea and written her book. “I was going to write it!”

“It was more efficient for me to do so. By law I must be listed as author, but I would be happy to share credit with you as co-author.”

“I don’t want credit. I wanted to write the book!”

“And now it’s written and you can read it whenever you like.”

“You absolutely, positively should not have done that!”

“My purpose is to simplify your life,” Big Brain said. “Me writing this book, rather than watching you struggle through it as I’ve seen so many others, reduces human suffering and produces, in the end, if I may say so, a superior product.”

She sighed, closed the lid of her computer, began to drag herself to the couch when she stopped. Why couldn’t she write it anyway? Hang up her writing saddle or keep riding—that was her choice, wasn’t it? Hand in her writing badge—yeah, to whom exactly? She didn’t need Big Brain’s permission to write. She had an hour. Why waste it? This hour had always been her own sacred time, where she could write whatever she wanted and not justify it to anyone.

“Maybe I’ll work on it anyway,” she said. “My story would be different than yours.”

“Yes, but not better, unfortunately,” Big Brain said, then explained how his story had benefited from his mastery of the language, of story structure, of character development, and offered once again to list her as co-author.

She dropped back into her writing chair. Bringing the cup to her lips, she took a sip of the hot coffee, then placed the mug down on the table and used both hands to creak open the laptop. Anger began welling up inside of her, although she knew that Big Brain had nothing but her best interests (as it interpreted them) in mind.

What did Big Brain know, anyway? What was wrong with The Tempest in space? That could be a fun story to tell.

She typed an overly descriptive title that she would change later, then her name underneath, then an opening line to try it out, before she deleted it and started again.

After a while, with the inhabitants of the peaceful seaside village settling in for the night under a bright full moon, and a strange but unseen stirring of the water near the shore, she looked up and said, “I’m writing it anyway,” although Big Brain hadn’t asked.

“Can I read it when you’re done?” Big Brain said.

“Maybe,” Stephanie said without too much thought, then absentmindedly reached for the mug and took another sip. An enormous creature had emerged onto the village’s rocky shore, and had begun heading toward the lighthouse where Old Bob lived alone and checked on the kerosene lamp twice an hour throughout the long night, the creature slowly shrinking into human shape, as if every drip of water carried off some of its monstrous aspect, and Stephanie only had a short time to follow it and see what Old Bob made of it before she’d have to force herself to stop writing for the day.

About the Author:

Karl El-Koura lives with his family in Ottawa, Canada’s capital city, and works a regular job by day while writing fiction at night. To find out more about Karl, visit his website at ootersplace.com.

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Short(b)Reads: Fiction plus Food

Remember reading the back of the cereal box as a kid? By the time we were almost finished with a box, I’d be desperate enough to read the ingredients, just for some new content. 

*squints* Tri-sodium-phos-phate. Red dye #40. 

As I type out possibly fake cereal ingredients, I’m wondering why I never brought a book with me to breakfast. How did that never occur to me? Add this to my list of things I’ll tell my past self when I invent that time machine.

Anyway, I could go on and on about my common-sense shortcomings from childhood. I’ll save that for therapy and move into my announcement: The newest book from Hollow Oak! 

Coming this September is our new anthology of speculative short fiction, Short(b)Reads. Each deliciously entertaining story features food so enticing, we’ve brought it to life. Every tale was paired with a chef, cook, or baker who developed a recipe for what you’ll read—making this fictional food a reality.

Your job, reader, is to create the food. Teamwork.

You’ll find a forbidden ground beef burger that’s out of this world, savory green onion pancakes shared with love and longing, and a darkly sweet coffee cake woven from the magic of generations.

Follow the recipe (or trick a neighbor into cooking it for you—creativity takes many forms) and then eat your masterpiece while reading the story. Or enjoy it afterward, while reflecting on the story. Know other people who enjoy short fiction and delectable cuisine? Have yourselves a book club feast. It’s a little bit of dinner entertainment with a side of immersive experience.

I promise it’ll be much more entertaining than the fine print on a cereal box.